******************************
The
Elm Tree Inn in Englewood, Ohio was not the most luxurious hotel that George
Redihan had ever stayed in, but neither was it the worst. The bed was comfortable, and the food in the hotel
restaurant filling if uninspired.
And, after all, he wasn't here on vacation, but for a buddy's wedding,
so his lodging wasn't the prime area of concern.
One
thing became apparent quickly, though, and that was that the hotel seemed to
exist in some kind of slow-motion time warp. One morning at breakfast, he waited for forty-five minutes
for eggs and bacon, the only staff on duty being one harassed-looking waitress
and a single cook attempting to keep up with orders from two dozen increasingly
annoyed patrons. The housekeepers
moved with a deliberateness that seemed to indicate that they were paid by the
hour and not by the room. The
front desk was untenanted more often than not, and ringing the bell engendered
a five-minute wait and a lazy, “Can I help you?” from the desk clerk when she
finally appeared.
Even
the elevator was a creaky affair that shuddered in an alarming fashion when it
started and stopped, and took minutes to arrive even though the hotel only had
three floors. George very quickly
took to using the stairs instead – not that he was in a particular hurry, most
of the time, but because it seemed better than standing around waiting.
It
was on his second time up the staircase at the north end of the building that
he discovered the cold spot. The
staircase was clearly built for function, not beauty. It had metal railings,
painted cinder block walls, and his footsteps echoed when he walked. No one else seemed to use it, as far as
he could observe. The staff and
the other residents were apparently content to wait for the creaking,
shuddering elevator.
George
found the cold spot on his return from the bachelor party. It was one o'clock, and he'd had one
too many bottles of beer. More
than one, to be truthful. In fact,
it was lucky he hadn't been pulled over by the police, but his buddy's house
was only two miles away and he'd been careful to stay within the speed limit
and the yellow lines, insofar as his impaired state allowed. He was staggering as he made
his way up the gray-painted cement steps, which is why he stumbled on
the second-floor landing and ended up in the corner.
George
gave a loud "Oof!" and backed up, coming only one step from the top
stair and a probable fall backwards down to the first floor.
What
he'd run into felt like a column of cold gelatin.
Frowning
a little, he stepped forward again, and reached out his hand. He couldn’t see anything there that
could account for the sensation.
Another step forward, and then two, and his palm came into sudden
contact with a resistance. It would be a mistake to call it something solid,
but it pressed back against his hand as he pushed it forward. He could, with some effort, put his
hand all the way through it and out the other side, where the air felt warmer. He looked down at his bare arm. From
mid-bicep to wrist, his skin was covered with goosebumps.
He
pulled his arm out, touched his skin.
Dry, but cold. He gave it a
rub and felt the warmth reestablish itself.
His
mouth hanging open, he reached out with both hands. The invisible, cold whatever-it-was was
a little over two feet across and perhaps less than that in depth. It didn't appear to be moving, so his
initial impression of its being some kind of chilly draft from an air vent was
clearly incorrect. He reached up,
and found that the cold spot ended at just a little under six feet from the
ground. He felt it again, moving
slowly. It had some irregularities
on its surface, but its pliability made it hard to identify what those were, or
to get any real idea of its shape.
George
shook his head, and squeezed his eyes shut for a moment.
"Too
much alcohol." He shook his head and laughed, then turned and continued his stumbling way up to the third floor and
his room, which he was able to enter after only four tries with his room key. He went in, shut and locked the door,
and fell onto the bed fully clothed.
He was snoring in under two minutes.
***
When
he went down to breakfast the next morning, he made sure to check the corner of
the stairwell on the second floor.
He was surprised at how vivid the memory was, given that most of his
recollection of the previous evening was buried under several layers of
hangover. He slowed his pace on
the last few steps down onto the landing, not wanting to repeat last night's
headlong plunge into the icy column.
He reached out a tentative hand toward the corner.
Nothing. There was only warm air occupying the
corner of the landing.
He
frowned, and waved his hands around, like a man who had just run into
a spiderweb. His fingers contacted
nothing.
"Huh." His voice rang against the cement walls and floor. "I must have been
hallucinating. It was the beer,
after all."
He
proceeded down to breakfast, still puzzling over the whole thing. The previous evening was hardly the
first time he’d had too much beer, and never before had anything remotely like
this occur to him. But the cold
corner was gone – no doubt about that – and the only likely explanation was the
alcohol. He forced himself to down
three cups of coffee and a solid breakfast, knowing from past experience that
it would help with the hangover, and sat in the restaurant watching the news
and wondering what on earth a hallucination that vivid could mean.
Surely
not giving up drinking beer, right?
Of
course, right.
The
rehearsal that morning was to be followed by a lavish lunch at the Dayton
Racquet Club, all organized by the groom's parents. George, a groomsman, listened with minimal comprehension as
the minister told everyone what their duties were. He'd figure it out when he was there, most likely. Couldn't be that complicated. Escort the moms and grandmoms to their seats, lead one of the
bridesmaids in at the beginning and out at the end, usher the guests to the receiving line.
Sounded simple enough.
He made sure to limit the alcohol – partly because he hadn't yet completely recovered from the previous bout and knew from hard experience that "the hair of the dog" is bullshit, and partly because he didn't want to repeat last night's experience. Thus it was that when he returned to his hotel room at a little after three o'clock in the afternoon, intending to take a nap, that he was close to sober, if not exactly there.
Sounded simple enough.
He made sure to limit the alcohol – partly because he hadn't yet completely recovered from the previous bout and knew from hard experience that "the hair of the dog" is bullshit, and partly because he didn't want to repeat last night's experience. Thus it was that when he returned to his hotel room at a little after three o'clock in the afternoon, intending to take a nap, that he was close to sober, if not exactly there.
He
walked up from the first floor, checking the landing on the second again. There was still
no sign of the cold spot, so he proceeded up to his room on the third
floor. He let himself in, pulled
out his wallet and keys and tossed them on the table, and went to pull the
curtains shut to block out the direct rays of the sun coming in the window.
And
he ran, once again, right into a column of ice-cold, this time in the corner of
his own room.
George
stepped back, caught his heel on his suitcase, and fell sprawling on his ass in
the middle of the room. He sat
there, panting a little, staring at the spot, which as before gave no visual
clues to its existence. He
shuddered and stood up, brushing the seat of his pants with one hand, and
repeated his movements of the previous night, touching the thing, pushing one
hand through it, and then stepping back, his heart thrumming in his chest.
"What
the fuck?" George said.
It
hadn't been there before, he was sure of that. The last time he'd gone into the corner of the room to use
the curtain-pull had been the previous day, when he'd changed his clothes to
get ready for the bachelor party, and there’d been nothing there. He'd left the curtains shut that
morning, so evidently housekeeping had opened them, and there was no way to tell
if they’d run into the thing.
George certainly wasn’t going to ask them about it. But either way, whatever was occupying
the corner by the window had come there since the yesterday evening. No doubt about it.
There
was no more thought of a nap. There was something so freaky about the whole
thing that he couldn't imagine sleeping in the same room with whatever this
apparition was. But what was
it? A ghost? Didn't people say that ghosts make the
room colder? This thing seemed to
have no effect on the temperature of the surroundings. It was just cold
itself, like a concentrated column of chill. And it seemed to have contours, like the folds and creases
in a carved statue. It couldn't,
therefore, just be some freak air current, not that that was plausible in any
case, given the fact that it seemed to move around the building at will.
And
this time, he couldn't blame it on the alcohol. He'd had wine with lunch, but that was two hours ago. He never felt more sober in his life.
George
stood, facing the spot where the thing stood, and suddenly had an idea. He'd seen a pharmacy down the road from
his hotel. A five-minute drive, at
most. He grabbed his keys and
wallet, and left his room, trotting down the stairs at a pace even more rapid
than usual. He paused only for a
moment in the corner of the second-floor landing, just to be sure. Still nothing. Then he continued down to the first floor,
the parking lot, and his car.
***
George
returned fifteen minutes later with a small plastic bag containing a small
plastic bottle. He ran back up the
stairs – hoping that whatever the thing was, it was still in the corner of his
room by the curtain-pull.
What
would he do if it was gone? He wouldn't sleep knowing that
some cold thing was lurking around the place. He'd have to switch hotels. No way was he staying if there was some creepy apparition
wandering around the building.
But was it somehow better if the thing was in his room?
But was it somehow better if the thing was in his room?
Of course, at least then he'd know where it was. Always better
to know than to wonder.
He
let himself into his room, shut and locked the door behind him, and set the bag
down on the table. He walked past
the bed toward the window, then edged forward with caution, and reached out one
hand.
His
fingertips touched a cool, pliable surface, right where they had before.
"Ha,"
George said. "Gotcha. Let's see what you actually are."
He
opened the bag, and took out a bottle of talcum powder. He broke the seal on it, twisted the
lid, and shook some of the nearly weightless white fluff into one palm. He then went up to the corner of the
room, lifted his hand to his face, and blew at the little pile of powder.
George
gave a terrified shriek, and immediately afterwards gave thanks that he hadn't
needed to pee. Because standing in
the corner, its contours outlined by a ghostly white haze of talcum powder, was
the face of a woman, her eyes closed, standing completely still.
The
powder clung to the surface, just as he thought it might. He leaned forward as close as he
dared. She had finely-cut
features, and where the powder had landed in her hair, it showed as long waves,
held back by some sort of band encircling her head. The talcum powder had fallen in streaks onto her clothing,
which had a carven look, like the folds in the tunic on a classical Greek
statue. George reached out and
touched her arm, and felt again the chill, pliable surface, like she was
fashioned of some kind of transparent gel.
Where
he touched her, and wiped off the talcum, she was completely invisible.
George
said, “Holy shit,” under his breath.
“What are you?”
He
looked at her for quite some time, pondering what to do.
There
really weren’t that many options.
He could leave, and try to find another hotel. He could tell the management about the transparent lady in
his room, and hope like hell that they could see her, too, because otherwise
he’d be taking a one-way trip to the loony bin. He could just suck it up and stay here one more night –
George’s friend’s wedding was the following morning, and his flight back home
later that afternoon.
None
of them were all that appealing.
But
something about seeing the actual occupant of the cold corner had made George
less afraid of it. Her face was
still, and seemed to radiate peace.
There was nothing about her that was in the least threatening. She reminded him of the statues of the
Virgin Mary in George’s long-ago days as a practicing Roman Catholic.
“Okay,”
he said. “As long as you don’t
move, or start talking, or anything, I suppose you can stay there. But even so, I don’t think I want to
take a nap, actually.”
He
spent the afternoon in a Starbuck’s, went out to get some dinner at Chili’s,
and with some reluctance came back to his hotel room at a little past
eight. He turned on the light, and
peered into the room, torn between hoping that his translucent companion would still
be there, and that she’d be gone.
Either option had its downsides.
She
was still there, standing exactly where she’d been before. Some of the talcum powder had come off,
and lay in a little white oval at her feet, leaving patches of her face invisible,
but otherwise she was unchanged.
“All
right,” he said to her. “You just
stay put. Whatever you are. I’ll just… get ready for bed, then.”
Normally,
George slept unencumbered by any clothing at all, but that evening out of
modesty he left his boxers on. As
he switched off the bedside light, he said, “Stay over there, okay? I feel a cold hand on my shoulder in
the middle of the night, I’m right the fuck out of here.”
***
George’s
sleep was peaceful and undisturbed, and when he woke, the light through the
gaps in the curtain illuminated the cold lady, still standing where she’d been
the previous evening.
Marveling
a little at the fact that he’d just spent the night in a room with a
transparent statue that seemed to have the ability to move around of its own
accord, he shaved and showered, and then packed up his suitcase. “Gotta go, sorry,” he said. “Look, you’ve been great company, but
Andy’s wedding is in an hour and a half, and I’ve got to get checked out of the
hotel before I go. So, you
know. Sayonara. It’s been real.”
The
cold woman said nothing, not that by this time he expected her to.
***
The
wedding went off without a hitch, the reception was quite a party, and as it
wound down George went to the bride and groom and gave his congratulations and
farewells.
“Sorry
to bug out,” he said. “But I’ve
got a plane to catch.”
“No
worries, man.” Andy grinned and then thwacked him on the
shoulder. “We’re so glad you could
make it.”
“Wouldn’t
have missed it for the world.”
He
made his way through across the still-crowded dance floor toward the exit, and
suddenly a stray thought popped into his mind. He wondered momentarily if the invisible lady was there, watching him. Maybe she'd followed him. He gave
a little shudder.
Nah, not likely. Between the staff and the guests, if she was there, someone would have run into her. And he hadn’t heard anyone scream. She was probably still standing there in his hotel room, waiting to scare the shit out of the next occupant.
Nah, not likely. Between the staff and the guests, if she was there, someone would have run into her. And he hadn’t heard anyone scream. She was probably still standing there in his hotel room, waiting to scare the shit out of the next occupant.
He
walked out into the bright sunshine, unknotting his tie as he went, and headed
for his rental car.
Well,
good riddance to her. Next time,
if he wanted a statue of the Virgin Mary in his room, he'd buy one.
***
He
got home late in the evening on Saturday.
One day to decompress, then it was back to work. He tossed his suitcase on his
bed. At least they
didn’t have a Sunday wedding.
He
unpacked until he got bored with it, then picked up the suitcase and its
remaining contents and dropped it to the floor. “Man, traveling is tiring.” He sat down, unlaced and removed his shoes.
He tossed them into the corner of his bedroom. One of them landed on its side, tumbled for a bit, and then
fetched up, leaning…
…
against nothing.
George
stared into the corner, his heart suddenly beating a staccato rhythm against
his ribcage.
He
stood up slowly, and walked across to the corner of the room. He reached out, and nudged his shoe
with one toe. It moved, a little,
but stayed in its improbable position on one edge. He looked up from it, and saw, with increasing alarm, the
faintest traces of white talcum powder, hanging in what seemed to be empty air.
“Oh,
fuck,” he said. “You followed me home?”
George
backed up until he bumped into the footboard of his bed, and then sat down.
“What
do I do now?”
There
was no sound from the corner of his room.
“Well,
I know I feel better when I can see you.” He went to his suitcase,
which still contained the remnants of his travels. He retrieved the little bottle of talcum powder, and
repeated his actions of the previous afternoon. Once again, the fine white dust revealed the ghostly image
of a woman, eyes closed, her classically beautiful face set in an expression of
deep repose.
“This
is freaking me out,” he said to her.
“What the hell are you?”
She
didn’t respond.
“Well,
I’ll be damned if I’m sleeping in here.
One night was enough.” He
grabbed a change of clothes, and his pillow, and headed for the living room
sofa, shutting the door behind him.
***
A
quick look the next morning showed that the cold lady hadn’t moved during the
night – which, he supposed, was good news.
It
was as he was drinking his morning coffee, and perusing the day’s news on his
laptop, that the telephone rang.
“Hello?”
he said.
“Mr.
Redihan?” said a female voice.
“Speaking.”
“Mr.
Redihan, this is Dorinda Harvey, manager of the Elm Tree Inn, in Englewood,
Ohio. I believe you stayed two
nights with us, recently?”
“Yes,”
George said, frowning.
“Well,
Mr. Redihan, I’m sorry to put this bluntly, but… I believe you have something
that belongs to us.”
George’s
heart gave an uneven little gallop.
“I… I do?”
Dorinda
Harvey laughed, but it didn’t sound like a very cheerful sound. “Now, Mr. Redihan, let’s be honest,
here. You know perfectly well what
I’m talking about, don’t you?”
George
swallowed. “I didn’t take
anything.”
“I
think you did.”
“What
is it that you… think I took?”
Again,
the mirthless laugh. “Suffice it to
say that something of great value to us went missing, and it was last known to
be in the room you occupied. You
checked out, and it hasn’t been seen since.
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Redihan.”
“I
don’t know what you’re talking about.”
There
was a pause. “I see. I had hoped we could resolve this
amicably. Had you cooperated, I
would have been prepared to accept its return, with your apology for the theft,
and it would have gone no further.
Apparently, we will have to take further steps. Good day, Mr. Redihan.”
The
line went dead.
George
set down the telephone slowly, and just sat there for some time, staring into
space.
“What
the hell is going on here?” he said.
***
George
spent the rest of the day waiting for the police to show up, but nothing
further happened. He checked on
the cold lady three times, and each time she was still standing in the corner
of his bedroom, slowly shedding talcum powder onto the hardwood floor. That evening, he decided to sleep in
his own bed, reasoning that she hadn’t hurt him in the hotel room, so she wasn’t
likely to hurt him here.
Anyway, Dorinda Harvey thought she was
valuable to the hotel, so she couldn’t be dangerous. If she killed guests, or something, it’d be bad for
business. He paused as he tossed his pants to the floor, and gave a
quick glance over to the figure that was still standing, eyes closed, in the
corner.
“Oh,
well,” he said aloud. “If you’ve
been living in a hotel, you’ve seen a lot of things more shocking than
this.” He pulled off his boxers,
tossed them in the hamper, climbed into bed, and was asleep within minutes.
***
He
said goodbye to the cold lady the next morning before he left for work, and
greeted her upon his return home.
She didn’t appear to have moved in the meanwhile, but again the talcum
powder was wearing off in patches, and her image was fading. The only thing that was still clearly
outlined was her face. He
considered reapplying it, but decided that he really didn’t care all that much
any more.
“Amazing
how fast you can get used to something,” he muttered, as he slid between the
sheets that night. “Now I
understand how people can live in haunted houses. You just kind of coexist.” He gave a deep sigh, and closed his eyes.
It
was a little before midnight that there was noise outside. It wasn’t loud, but it brought him to
full wakefulness. It had been a
stealthy sound, only once, from outside, and not repeated.
But
not, somehow, one of the typical nocturnal noises that George had slept through
hundreds of times.
The
light from a full moon was shining into his bedroom window, and its chilly
light caught the traces of white powder on the cheeks of the cold lady, making
her seem more ghostly than ever.
But when George looked at her, he realized one difference, which made
him freeze in terror.
Her
eyes were open.
The
peaceful stillness of the face had been replaced by an intense alertness. She no longer looked like a statue. She
looked like someone very much alive, someone who was listening carefully,
listening and waiting. George was
no longer reminded of the placid face of the Virgin Mary. This was no gentle
Catholic saint. This was Artemis,
goddess of the moon, ready to slay anyone who crossed her.
There
was another faint sound from outside.
And like a candle flame flickering out, the cold lady was gone. A haze of white talcum powder floated
in the air for a moment, caught in the moonlight, then it settled to the floor.
And
that was when there was a sudden outcry from outside, and a horrific crashing
noise, followed thereafter by only the sounds of whimpering and a faint, but
prolonged, string of profanity coming from somewhere nearby.
***
The
police seemed skeptical of George’s story.
“You’re
saying you were just lying in bed, and there was some commotion from outside,
and you had nothing to do with it,” one officer said to him. It was three in the morning, and he
didn’t seem too happy to be having to deal with this, not that George was
especially glad about it himself.
“That’s
right,” George said.
“Your
neighbor called 911,” said the second officer. “If you heard the noise, why didn’t you call?”
“I…
I was too scared,” George said.
The
first officer gave him a raised eyebrow.
“You were too scared to call the police?”
“Yeah. I… um, I only got out of bed when I
heard the sirens.”
“And
you don’t know how one of those two guys ended up ass downward in your trash
can, jammed in there so tight that it took both of us to pull him out, and the
other one up in the tree in your front yard with a broken ankle?”
“Nope,”
George said.
The
two officers looked at each other.
“Well,” said the first policeman, “if you happen to remember anything else that might be helpful, you just give
us a call, okay?” He gave a quick
jerk of the head toward the other officer, and they left through the front
door, closing it behind them.
George watched through the front window until they drove away.
He
went back into the bedroom, where a quick check showed that the cold lady had
returned to her previous spot in the corner of his bedroom. He applied talcum powder – this time
just shaking some over her head – and saw, without much surprise, that her eyes
were closed again.
“Well,
I’ll be damned,” George said.
***
George
was unsurprised when the phone rang the next morning as he was getting ready
for work.
“You
think this is funny, Mr. Redihan?” came Dorinda Harvey’s voice. She seemed to be restraining her fury
with some difficulty.
“Actually,
yes,” George said. “I think it’s
kind of hilarious, really.”
“You
need to return her. You need to
return her right now.”
“Oh,
so no more nonsense about ‘returning it,’
I hear.”
“You
had better get it through your head…”
“One
of your goons ended up jammed ass downward in a trash can, and the other one
got tossed up into the maple tree in my front yard,” George said. “So, I’d say, do your worst, Ms.
Harvey. Whatever that thing is, it
seems to be looking out for my best interest. And incidentally, what exactly is it? I’m
not really clear on that.”
There
was a long pause. “Do you have any
idea how expensive it is to run a hotel, Mr. Redihan?”
“Not
a clue. But a lot, I’d guess.”
“You
have no idea. Besides the staff,
and the food, and the utilities, and the cable and wifi hookups, there is the
cost of loss and damage by irresponsible patrons. And ones who are downright dishonest. Hotel owners get robbed on a daily
basis, Mr. Redihan. On a daily basis.”
A
slow smile spread across his face.
“I get it. She was security. She
stopped people from stealing your towels.”
“It’s
fine for you to minimize it,” Dorinda Harvey said, her voice taking on a bitter
edge. “Are you a businessman, Mr.
Redihan?”
“I’m
an architect. So close enough.”
“You
should understand what I’m saying, then.
How would you like it if, at night, the maintenance crew were cleaning
your office, and helped themselves to your drafting equipment? Raided your desk? You don’t have a little empathy?”
“Okay,”
George said. “I guess you have a
point. But look, Ms. Harvey,
you’re wrong if you think I stole her.
I wouldn’t even have known how. I mean, you can’t just, like, check her
with your baggage at the airport.
She just followed me home.”
“Why
would she do that?” Dorinda
Harvey’s voice took on a pleading tone.
“What did you do to convince her to do that?”
“Do?”
George said. “I didn’t do anything. She’s
not exactly a good conversationalist, you know? I just ran into her on the stairwell. Then she showed up in my room. Next thing I know, she’s here in my
house.”
“Can
you send her back? Tell her
to come back to the hotel. We need
her here.”
“Maybe
you should tell her.” George stood
up, and went to the bedroom with his phone in hand. “Look, I’ll let you talk to her.” He held the phone up to the cold lady’s ear.
He
could hear Dorinda Harvey’s voice, sounding tinny and small, saying, “Um… look,
can you come back to the hotel?”
The
cold lady’s eyes snapped open, and once again, there was an alert expression,
similar to what he saw last night.
Holy shit. Dorinda better watch what she said, or she was gonna end up in a trash can herself.
Holy shit. Dorinda better watch what she said, or she was gonna end up in a trash can herself.
“I
think she hears you,” George yelled, toward the phone. “But you better be nice. She doesn’t look too happy.”
“Please,”
came Dorinda’s voice, taking on a wheedling tone. “We need you.
You are important to us.”
The
cold lady’s expression became, by the slightest degree, more resolute.
“Not
looking likely,” George shouted.
“Maybe she’s tired of working for free.”
“I
can’t pay,” Dorinda replied, whether to
George or the cold lady, or both, wasn’t clear. “Besides, what kind of pay would she want?”
“I
dunno. Maybe not
money, or anything. Maybe some
vacation time. Even a… ghost, or
whatever she is, needs time off.”
Another
pause. “Is she still listening?”
came Dorinda’s voice.
“Far
as I can tell. Her eyes are open,
at least.”
“Okay. How about if we give you, I dunno,
Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s off. And one week a year, your choice. That’s the best I can do. It’s what we give our restaurant manager.”
“I
think she’s interested,” George yelled.
“She doesn’t look quite as pissed off.”
“Okay,”
Dorinda said. “And you don’t have
to patrol the laundry room any more.
We’ll take our chances with the housekeeping staff. C’mon, I can’t do better than that.”
The
voice on the other end of the phone fell silent. Nothing happened, for almost a minute, and George found that
he was holding his breath. And
then, on the cold lady’s face, there was just the slightest hint of movement –
she turned her head a little toward him, and her chilly gaze met his. The corners of the mouth turned upward,
just by a millimeter. And then, in
a swirling cloud of talcum powder, she was gone.
***
It
was February, and George had a week’s vacation time, and he decided to splurge
on a vacation with his girlfriend to Jamaica. The resort in Montego Bay was beautiful, but they were
reminded by the front desk clerk to keep their room locked, and not to carry
valuables with them, especially if they left the resort grounds.
“I
hate to say it, and I don’t want to alarm you,” the clerk said, “but we want
our guests to be safe. Just take
care, you know?”
George
said he’d be careful, and took his girlfriend’s hand and headed toward the
front door.
“Dammit,”
he said, suddenly. “Not off to a
good start. I left the car key in
the room. Wait here, I’ll be right
back.” He trotted off toward the
staircase that led up to the second floor, and their room, and on the landing
ran headlong into what felt like a pillar of ice-cold gel.
He
gave an involuntary “Oof!” and then stepped back, breathing hard.
“You?”
There
was no response from the corner of the landing.
“Oh,”
he said. “How about that? This must be your vacation week, too.”
Silence.
“Okay,
well, I won’t blow your cover. But
do me a favor, will you? If
someone tries to rob us, give us a hand, all right?”
There
was no sound but the ocean in the distance, and the breeze blowing through the
leaves of plumeria trees.
“Nicer
than Ohio, isn’t it?” he said.
And
from the corner, quiet as a whisper, came the faint sound of laughter.